Whether you're engaged in defending borders at home, U.N. peacekeeping missions abroad, or embarking on a long-term pre-emptive occupation with no clear end, we have everything you need to supply troops with the best values anywhere in the field.

Body Armor

ShrapnelResist Fleece Vestie $12.77 Our lightweight fleece keeps body heat in and flying shrapnel out. Not for use near multiple IED's. Made from fully recycled materials, including shrapnel.	Brainsaver True Combat Helmet $15.44 Incoming RPG's are no longer a problem when your head is well protected. Smooth surface is easy to clean. Not for use by journalists.	Repellet Water- and Bullet-Proof Umbrella $4.92 Perfect for both hail storms and hails of gunfire. One-button operation opens and closes shield automatically. Vented design stays open even during sandstorms.

Weaponized Vehicles		Tube Socks
Civic Hybrid XTreme Firepower Edition $12,250.88 45MPG highway/25MPG city/15MPG desert. 120mm caliber high-explosive rounds. 6-speaker stereo with XM radio. 360 degree turret. Buy now and receive free lifetime† lube and tire rotation. † Your lifetime.		Valu-Tubes $2.99 (pack of 12) One size fits all.